There once was a pawn,

Who fell in love with a king.

The king knew and cried a tear.

He said, “I’m not a king and you’re not a pawn

but that you’ll never know

so this won’t work.”

Pawn:   “Just make me a queen and we can make it.”

King:     “You’ll never be a queen, it’s not possible.

I could think you a queen but you never will.”

Pawn:    “What do I need?”

King:      “Come stare at the books in my library.”

The pawn came and she read all the books.

She said, “Now am I a queen?”

He said, “What do you mean?

Did you read them?”

She said, “Yes, every word.”

King:      “Then why would you ask me if you’re a queen?”

He said, “Fine sit here.”

Upon the throne she sat.

A pawn, the throne, she sat.